Friday, February 1, 2008

Jan 28: Bill Floats an Offer

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7:14 PM EST Monday January 28, 2008

GroverClinton: Hey Johnny E.

TanInTheMiddle: What’s up?

GroverClinton: I think we got a better horse for ya.

TanInTheMiddle: Sorry?

GroverClinton: Don’t play dumb

TanInTheMiddle: Really, I’m not following this

GroverClinton: Veep. That’s what I’m talkin’ about.

TanInTheMiddle: Oh. Well, I kinda did that once.

TanInTheMiddle: Remember "Kerry and The Kid?" I was the kid.

GroverClinton: THAT was not a campaign

TanInTheMiddle: And THAT was not support coming from you, Bubba. THAT crap did not help.

GroverClinton: Well, Hilla wouldn’t have any of it

GroverClinton: 8 Years of Kerry kinda pinched our calendar, if you know what I mean...

TanInTheMiddle: So what’s better this time

GroverClinton: In my administration, the Veep has a role,

TanInTheMiddle: YOUR administration?

GroverClinton: Oops.

GroverClinton: In Hillary’s administration

TanInTheMiddle: I’m not up for four years of foreign dignitary funerals

GroverClinton: You’ll get used to them. Some funeral receptions end up like a weekend in Vegas.

TanInTheMiddle: That’s sick. You party at funerals?

GroverClinton: John, John, John,… the passing of a dictator is an event filled with a complicated mix of emotions.

TanInTheMiddle: Are you twisted?

GroverClinton: Opportunistic.

TanInTheMiddle: This is overwhelming

GroverClinton: What do I tell Hilla?

TanInTheMiddle: Talk to me after Super Tuesday

GroverClinton: Hmm… waiting to see which horse noses ahead?

TanInTheMiddle: Not exactly

GroverClinton: Are you indecisive?

TanInTheMiddle: Opportunistic.

GroverClinton: Touche

TanInTheMiddle: I'll get back to ya'...

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