Feb 3: McCain and Mitt Collide

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6:41 AM EST Saturday February 3, 2008

POWSenator: Mitt?

I'mPresidential: I'm here

POWSenator: So how are YOU this morning?

I'mPresidential: Fine , thanks.

POWSenator: You see the L.A. Times?

I'mPresidential: Not yet. Did the Jazz win last night?

POWSenator: Screw the Jazz. The Times endorsed me!

I'mPresidential: Oh...

POWSenator: Don't you get a paper?

I'mPresidential: YES John...

POWSenator: Couldn't someone run out to one of "those stores"

I'mPresidential: what do you mean?

POWSenator: One of those "Mom & Mom & Mom & Pop Stores" you have in Utah

I'mPresidential: Oh, a Mormom joke... thanks

POWSenator: Ha, Gotcha!

I'mPresidential: Did you just IM me to gloat?

POWSenator: Not completely

I'mPresidential: What's on your mind? I need to get my hair done. in 5 min

POWSenator: You and your effing hair

I'mPresidential: Get to the point

POWSenator: I'm formally accepting applications for the VP slot

I'mPresidential: Isn't this a bit presumptive, Senator?

POWSenator: Not really.
POWSenator: I won't accept anything before Tuesday at 10:00 PM PST
POWSenator: After my California victory bash

I'mPresidential: Eeek Gads! you're serious

POWSenator: Serious as bamboo being showed under your nails

I'mPresidential: I'm not giving up!

POWSenator: That's what I told the Vietnamese
POWSenator: While I respect the attitude, your situation is dire

I'mPresidential: I have TWO SILVERS!

POWSenator: Whoop dee flippin' dooo...
POWSenator: Put them on the shelf next to your souvenir olympic torch

I'mPresidential: Not nice!

POWSenator: Do you have to go to Temple and confess after every campaign speech?

I'mPresidential: Twerp!

POWSenator: If you are going to deal with Putin, you better learn to curse

I'mPresidential: Putin?

POWSenator: President and self-appointed Prime Minister of Russia...
POWSenator: It's a huge country East of Europe...
POWSenator: Drive through Poland and hang a left

I'mPresidential: Stop being condescending. I have to go

POWSenator: I agree. IT IS time for you to go

I'mPresidential: Later, jerk

POWSenator: Go fix your damn hair, cutie
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