Feb 28: Hillary Makes A Play

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7:28 AM EST Monday February 28, 2008

It'sNotOver: Hey cutie...

Delegates4U: beg your pardon?

It'sNotOver: Smile for mommy

Delegates4U: I am suddenly very, very uncomfortable

It'sNotOver: C'mon now, you play around...

Delegates4U: Where is this going?

It'sNotOver: How about some love for some delegates?

Delegates4U: Ughhh... I just had breakfast
Delegates4U: You are not my type, Senator

It'sNotOver: No, no, no, sweetie...
It'sNotOver: I would have a surrogate handle the program for me

Delegates4U: This is now weird
Delegates4U: How many friggin' surrogates are in your campaign?

It'sNotOver: A lot...
It'sNotOver: Outsourcing is common these days

Delegates4U: Not by married men

It'sNotOver: C'mon, Johnny, we all know you are not 100% married

Delegates4U: I getting uncomfortable again

It'sNotOver: The good news is...

Delegates4U: There is GOOD news?

It'sNotOver: YOU get to pick the surrogate!
It'sNotOver: Any of a number of Hollywood glam-girls!

Delegates4U: Hmm,... on second thought
Delegates4U: Let me think for a minute

It'sNotOver: Any favorites?

Delegates4U: How about Renee Witherspoon or Amber Tamblyn?

It'sNotOver: Wow - interesting choices
It'sNotOver: There's a 7 year gap between them...
It'sNotOver: Renee may need to get a sitter, too
It'sNotOver: Why not go young and book Amber?

Delegates4U: Very analytical..
Delegates4U: I agree - Amber it is!

It'sNotOver: Good choice...
It'sNotOver: Hang on, I'll txt here and check
It'sNotOver: brb


It'sNotOver: ...waiting for a reply...

It'sNotOver: Crap! She says that day is double-booked

Delegates4U: Tell her to cancel...
Delegates4U: Don't you have the juice?

It'sNotOver: YES I DO
It'sNotOver: txting again...

It'sNotOver: waiting...

It'sNotOver: Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit!

Delegates4U: Calm down...
Delegates4U: What's up?

It'sNotOver: She's double booked with BILL!

Delegates4U: Oh boy...

It'sNotOver: I AM GOING TO KILL HIM!

Delegates4U: Well, Senator... ahem....
Delegates4U: YOU sent him out to the tier-2 markets to keep him away from National media...

It'sNotOver: I AM AWARE OF THAT!

Delegates4U: He was left unattended and must have got bored

It'sNotOver: THANK-YOU-DR.-PHIL!

Delegates4U: I'm having second thoughts here

It'sNotOver: Wait, wait wait...
It'sNotOver: I can set this up with someone else
It'sNotOver: Christie Brinkley is a reliable firewall!

Delegates4U: You like to invoke firewalls when you are losing, don't you?

It'sNotOver: I am suddenly not liking your tone

Delegates4U: Fine. Whatever...
Delegates4U: The answer is no.

It'sNotOver: Wait, wait, wait
It'sNotOver: Don't close the window!

Delegates4U: Goodbye, Senator


Delegates4U: *click*

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