Feb 26: Kerry Encourages Obama

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8:52 AM EST Tuesday February 26, 2008

IStillMatter: Barack?

BigMo4DC: Hello, Senator

IStillMatter: Good luck tonight in Cleveland

BigMo4DC: Thank You

IStillMatter: I mean that

BigMo4DC: I believe you

IStillMatter: This is entertaining

BigMo4DC: Sorry?

IStillMatter: They screwed me, so to speak

BigMo4DC: I understand

IStillMatter: They wanted me to lose!
IStillMatter: Now their plan has back-fired

BigMo4DC: The scenario is widely circulated and understood

IStillMatter: I will enjoy watching that carpet bagger and her zipper-challenged husband go down in flames!
IStillMatter: I will be rooting for you tonight

BigMo4DC: Again, thank you Senator

IStillMatter: Destroy her!

BigMo4DC: You sure seem intense

IStillMatter: Intense?
IStillMatter: You should see Gore!

BigMo4DC: Well, Gore is doing good work in the investment community
BigMo4DC: and...time heals all wounds

IStillMatter: Time heals?
IStillMatter: Maybe in 2075 when the Earth is 200 degrees...
IStillMatter: Until then, I would say he's still pissed

BigMo4DC: I need to prepare and it looks like you could use a drink

IStillMatter: Maybe I do need one

BigMo4DC: Thank you for the encouragement

IStillMatter: One last thing...

BigMo4DC: O.K.

IStillMatter: A little secret weapon for you

BigMo4DC: What is it?

IStillMatter: I found out something about Hillary
IStillMatter: Interested?

BigMo4DC: Well, we KNOW her surrogates circulated the pictures of me in Arab garb this morning...

IStillMatter: No, this is better

BigMo4DC: What is it

IStillMatter: Hillary is Lebanese!

BigMo4DC: WTF?!?

IStillMatter: I was similarly surprised!

BigMo4DC: No, no, no - that's not it
BigMo4DC: I think you mean something MUCH MUCH different

IStillMatter: But I got this from a reliable source

BigMo4DC: Where?

IStillMatter: An associate had breakfast with Karl Rove
IStillMatter: Rove accidentally left a paper marked "intelligence" report on the table when he left

BigMo4DC: Accidentally?...
BigMo4DC: When does Rove "accidentally" do anything?

IStillMatter: You think I am being used?

BigMo4DC: What do YOU think?

IStillMatter: I think America should know if the next President is Lebanese!

BigMo4DC: I think you should have a nice stiff drink

IStillMatter: Good luck

BigMo4DC: Thanks

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