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9:06 AM EST Tuesday February 19, 2008
ColmesFOX: Senator?
MassPatriarch: Hello AlanColmesFOX: Thanks for making time
MassPatriarch: Nice to be here
MassPatriarch: A big hello to your audience
ColmesFOX: Uh,.. Senator - this is IM
ColmesFOX: We're not on the air
ColmesFOX: No problem
ColmesFOX: What's your reaction to Obama plagiarism issue?
MassPatriarch: Not sure there is an issue at all
ColmesFOX: Sure there is
ColmesFOX: The dynamic, amazing, "ready-on-day-one" Senator Clinton brought it up
ColmesFOX: The inexperienced, shallow, unqualified Senator Obama appears to have made a serious gaffe
MassPatriarch: I'm taken aback by your intriguing use of adjectives
ColmesFOX: Perhaps I was intoxicated with enthusiasm
ColmesFOX: Sorry, I veered off the road a bit
ColmesFOX: I didn't mean to drown you in descriptives
ColmesFOX: You were a helpless passenger as I want on a bit of a rant
ColmesFOX: Senator?
MassPatriarch: Still here
ColmesFOX: Uh,... o.k. ... getting back to the question
ColmesFOX: Obama quoted Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick
MassPatriarch: And?
ColmesFOX: Sir, he did so without attribution
MassPatriarch: Yeah, so?
ColmesFOX: You don't see anything wrong with that?
MassPatriarch: Explain why I would
ColmesFOX: I was hoping you give me that answer
MassPatriarch: C'mon - Barack was quoting a fellow Democrat
MassPatriarch: A fellow African-American
MassPatriarch: Brothers in the quest to integrate American Politics
MassPatriarch: and, AHEM, Deval had NO PROBLEM with it
ColmesFOX: I guess I see the point
ColmesFOX: The Clinton people got me revved up
MassPatriarch: I think you mean hypnotized
ColmesFOX: perhaps...
MassPatriarch: Say, on another topic, I could use a favor
MassPatriarch: Can you get me Coulter's cell number?
ColmesFOX: What for?
MassPatriarch: She's hot
ColmesFOX: Do I understand this...
ColmesFOX: You want to ask her out?
MassPatriarch: It's worth a shot...
ColmesFOX: I'm really uncomfortable here
MassPatriarch: Don't be
MassPatriarch: It's simple, really...
MassPatriarch: I wouldn't pass up an opportunity to screw a Republican
ColmesFOX: I have to ignore that comment
MassPatriarch: Oh Alan, you are wound too tight
MassPatriarch: You should take a vacation and mellow out
ColmesFOX: You may have a point
MassPatriarch: Have a drink
ColmesFOX: I think I need one
MassPatriarch: Call if you need anything else
ColmesFOX: Thank you, Senator
MassPatriarch: The cell number?
ColmesFOX: I'll work on it
MassPatriarch: You know where to find me
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