Jan 26: Ted and Obama Close The Deal

08:12 AM EST SATURDAY JANUARY 26, 2008

MassPatriarch: Obama?

ILLIN’4DC: talking to FOX TV brb...

MassPatriarch: kewl

ILLIN’4DC: I’m back

MassPatriarch: the family voted

MassPatriarch: we’re behind you

ILLIN’4DC: awesome - did I carry all the districts? Was it a landslide?

MassPatriarch: Yes. Caroline, Patrick – the whole fam damily

ILLIN’4DC: Great. Even West Virginia and Illinois? did you have to “adjust” any votes? Ha, ha…

MassPatriarch: Uhh,… wtf?

ILLIN’4DC: bad joke about ‘60

MassPatriarch: huh? how the hell would you know… nevermind

MassPatriarch: anyway - we want to announce on our terms

ILLIN’4DC: of course, of course

ILLIN’4DC: listen, I really appreciate this

MassPatriarch: you should - we went to the mat for you. Effing billary called me

ILLIN’4DC: HE did?

MassPatriarch: yup. he tried to call the world and futz it up. no worries, though

ILLIN’4DC: what happened?

MassPatriarch: I did the &#@% math for him, that’s what happened

ILLIN’4DC: I don’t follow

MassPatriarch: Our century of power and influence versus his measly decade

ILLIN’4DC: I get it

MassPatriarch: so did he

MassPatriarch: he WAS pissed but he’ll get over it. Gonna check-in on him tomorrow.

MassPatriarch: Anyway - gotta go. Caroline wants me to get a damn facial before the announcement on TV

ILLIN’4DC: she has good intentions

MassPatriarch: true. Later – out.

ILLIN’4DC: bye