Jan 27: Bill and Ted Talk it Over

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10:04 AM EST Sunday January 27, 2008

MassPatriarch: Bill?

MassPatriarch: you there?

MassPatriarch: Helooooooooooooo?

GroverClinton: W - H - A - T ?

MassPatriarch: You still upset?

GroverClinton: Let’s see, a guy I thought was a friend totally disses me in the middle of my campaign

MassPatriarch: Pardon?

GroverClinton: You want a pardon? I thought the statute of limitations ran out... you should call Massachusetts DMV

MassPatriarch: Don’t be an idiot.

GroverClinton: Bobby would have reported the car stolen and gone to bed

MassPatriarch: I'm losing patience... don't be bitter

GroverClinton: k

MassPatriarch: So, what’s up with the IM handle?

GroverClinton: I have my reasons

MassPatriarch: yes, apparently

GroverClinton: don’t be sarcastic

MassPatriarch: Enough. You need to know my Obama support is strictly business

MassPatriarch: Angry or not, you just need to understand

GroverClinton: whatever…

MassPatriarch: You’ll feel better when it sinks in

GroverClinton: You know that island off Thailand? That’s how I feel right now

MassPatriarch: What?

GroverClinton: Think resort, umbrella drinks and really, really tan hookers

MassPatriarch: Phuket? It’s pronounced Poo-kett.

GroverClinton: Not in Arkansas. And that’s how I feel

MassPatriarch: o.kaaaaaaaay, message received.

MassPatriarch: It was just the business of politics. Get over it.

GroverClinton: That doesn’t help me feel better.

MassPatriarch: Pour a tall Chivas, take Willard for a walk and chill out

GroverClinton: I just really, really wanted to be 44^th to go with 42^nd

MassPatriarch: DUDE – does the 22^nd amendment, have ANY authority what-so-ever?

GroverClinton: Sorta

MassPatriarch: SORTA? Pour a DOUBLE Chivas and get back to visiting natural disasters and hitting on Red Cross volunteers

GroverClinton: prick!

MassPatriarch: Someone needs a nap.

MassPatriarch: My parting shot is this…

MassPatriarch: GET OVER IT.

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