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10:19 AM EST Thursday February 21, 2008
America'sMayor: Hi John, how are you?
Delegates4U: O.K. I guess
America'sMayor: You sound glum
America'sMayor: Is something on your mind?
Delegates4U: yeah
America'sMayor: Wanna talk about it?
Delegates4U: I need some advice
America'sMayor: Glad to help
Delegates4U: I bailed out just like you did
Delegates4U: No sense blowing money
America'sMayor: Absolutely
Delegates4U: You have gone back to being the 9-11 hero, security expert, public speaker, etc
America'sMayor: Don't forget foreign emissary at $100,000 a day
Delegates4U: Of course, of course, my oversight
America'sMayor: Go on...
Delegates4U: I really want to be US Attorney General...
Delegates4U: But my influence with Obama is out the window because his lead is far greater than the delegates I control
America'sMayor: You're the Monopoly player that stayed too long...
America'sMayor: You should have traded your properties long ago
America'sMayor: The game is almost over and your properties have no leverage
Delegates4U: Exactly!
Delegates4U: So, what would you do if you were me?
America'sMayor: Wrong question to ask
Delegates4U: Why?
America'sMayor: I would never have been in this situation
America'sMayor: My butt would be long gone by now
America'sMayor: I'm far too intelligent to be in your situation
Delegates4U: WOW, you hit hard
America'sMayor: I'm from NY!
America'sMayor: Just being blunt
Delegates4U: What do you suggest I do now?
America'sMayor: Call my office at Giuliani Partners
America'sMayor: We handle Disaster and Emergency planning for all kinds of clients
Delegates4U: I was hoping we could just chat
America'sMayor: There's no free lunch
America'sMayor: And according to Federal Election Filings you have $4.1 million left in your campaign coffers
Delegates4U: True - what are you getting at?
America'sMayor: That's just covers my normal fee for your situation
Delegates4U: Fee?
America'sMayor: I charge $4M to assist "ex-Presidential candidates in need of strategic career refinement."
Delegates4U: This all seems coincidentally opportunistic...
America'sMayor: When disasters happen, I respond!
Delegates4U: I'm taken aback, Rudy...
America'sMayor: Do you want to meet or not?
Delegates4U: I DO NEED advice
America'sMayor: Who better than me?
Delegates4U: Can't argue with that
America'sMayor: Call my office in NY
Delegates4U: O.K. - talk to you later
America'sMayor: Bye -
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