March 5: Hillary and Dean Debate

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11:13 PM EST Wednesday March 5, 2008

It'sNotOver: Howard?

It'sMyParty: Hello Senator

It'sNotOver: We need to talk about my Michigan and Florida Delegates
It'sNotOver: We need your assurances

It'sMyParty: Assurances?
It'sMyParty: of WHAT?!?

It'sNotOver: You KNOW who is set to win this thing...

It'sMyParty: No, I most certainly do NOT

It'sNotOver: C'mon Howard, I won NY, CA, TX and Ohio

It'sMyParty: Actually, you only won 51.4% of the delegates on that list

It'sNotOver: A win is a win

It'sMyParty: No, actually it is not
It'sMyParty: The cumulative popular vote clearly favors Senator Obama
It'sMyParty: AND, the delegate math from here to Denver is NOT in your favor

It'sNotOver: Don't lecture me you figurehead!

It'sMyParty: Oh boy, here we go...
It'sMyParty: I am not going to listen to this crap

It'sNotOver: Obama doesn't have a chance against McCain in November

It'sMyParty: YOU DO?
It'sMyParty: Your negatives are horrifying
It'sMyParty: You need to win 90% of the 57% of voters that don't simply hate you

It'sNotOver: I only need to beat McCain

It'sMyParty: And Al Queda "only" needs a nap...

It'sNotOver: What does that mean?

It'sMyParty: You just don't get it
It'sMyParty: I will NOT modify rules to favor you based on your unbiased opinion that you and only you should be the nominee

It'sNotOver: From my perspective, it's not an unreasonable request

It'sMyParty: Unbelievable!
It'sMyParty: Nor is asking the press to ignore the intern under the desk!

It'sNotOver: Now I am getting upset

It'sMyParty: There's a newsflash...
It'sMyParty: When are you not angry about something?

It'sNotOver: You are pushing your luck
It'sNotOver: Maybe we should replay your "I Have a Scream" Speech

It'sMyParty: I don't understand that comment

It'sNotOver: America needs to know I am being oppressed by an ego-maniac running the Democratic party

It'sMyParty: That's an incredible statement!
It'sMyParty: So everyone is either in on one of your schemes or they are out to get you?

It'sNotOver: Now you are making sense

It'sMyParty: Are you psychotic?

It'sNotOver: I am entitled to this nomination

It'sMyParty: No you are not - the electorate, delegates and process will determine it

It'sNotOver: This is getting nowhere

It'sMyParty: Like your campaign?

It'sNotOver: We need to get together live and settle this

It'sMyParty: Settle this?

It'sNotOver: Are you available for dinner Saturday?

It'sMyParty: Uh, no...

It'sNotOver: You need to make Saturday work - I am campaigning 24X7 every weekday

It'sMyParty: I already have dinner plans

It'sNotOver: Break them

It'sMyParty: Can't do that

It'sNotOver: Who is dinner with?

It'sMyParty: Barack, Michelle, Charles Gibson, and Oprah
It'sMyParty: We get together every Friday

It'sNotOver: I just LOVE how ABC stays impartial

It'sMyParty: Oh, you have a problem with that?
It'sMyParty: Go back to threatening Super Delegates

It'sNotOver: I'll be back!

It'sMyParty: That's so trite...
It'sMyParty: So now you are running for Governor of Kahleeforneeya?

It'sNotOver: Screw you!

It'sMyParty: BYE

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