March 11: Edwards Calls To Bemoan

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11:36 PM EST Wednesday March 11, 2008

Delegates4U: John?

IStillMatter: Hey
IStillMatter: What's up?

Delegates4U: I don't get the whole Spitzer thing

IStillMatter: What part?

Delegates4U: He has a couple rolls in the hay with "work-for-hire staff" and bingo - there goes his whole career

IStillMatter: I think I know what you are thinking
IStillMatter: Bill "Teflon" Clinton banged half of Arkansas and groped the other half

Delegates4U: Damn straight!
Delegates4U: More like Bill "Latex" Clinton

IStillMatter: A lot of people are pissed about this...

Delegates4U: I get hammered for being a plaintiffs trial lawyer
Delegates4U: But an entire law firm could retire on Bill Clinton harassment cases

IStillMatter: Agree

Delegates4U: Hillary made me out to be some monster

IStillMatter: You're too cute to be a monster

Delegates4U: Thanks, but you are NOT helping

IStillMatter: Did you IM me to vent or do you have a question?
IStillMatter: Letterman's Top Ten is coming up and I don't want to miss it

Delegates4U: Record it or download it tomorrow

IStillMatter: Download it?
IStillMatter: How?

Delegates4U: The Internet

IStillMatter: Can't - I'm on bad terms with Gore
IStillMatter: A couple years back Al was going to have someone install it for me

Delegates4U: WHAT?

IStillMatter: We had a petty argument and that was that...

Delegates4U: You have no Internet because you had a spat with Al?!?!?!?

IStillMatter: Yep, it sucks.

Delegates4U: I don't know where to begin... nevermind.
Delegates4U: Then TIVO it

IStillMatter: What's TIVO?
IStillMatter: Isn't he one of the Jackson 5?

Delegates4U: That's TITO you dolt!

IStillMatter: Don't raise your voice
IStillMatter: Anyway, I can't record it - I am out of blank VHS tapes

Delegates4U: Maybe it's best you were not elected President

IStillMatter: WTF?

Delegates4U: The bi-planes you would have sent to Afghanistan would have been shot down

IStillMatter: har, har, har
IStillMatter: Listen, you are getting hostile and I am getting pissed
IStillMatter: Seriously, I don't want to miss the Top Ten

Delegates4U: Unbelievable!

IStillMatter: Really, do you have a question or not?

Delegates4U: I have a helluva lot more than when I started this thread
Delegates4U: But I now have a headache and don't want to even begin...

IStillMatter: COOL!

Delegates4U: What?

IStillMatter: The list is "Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine"

Delegates4U: Why is that cool?

IStillMatter: Whenever it is NOT about me, I am happy

Delegates4U: You have low standards, my friend

IStillMatter: Checkout number 9 "It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Nevermind."
IStillMatter: I still have a chance!

Delegates4U: To be Obama's VP?
Delegates4U: I had no idea you were even interested

IStillMatter: At this point I am up for anything
IStillMatter: Listen, I gotta go - I don't want to miss the rest of the list

Delegates4U: Later...

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